Monthly Archives: December 2017

duck duck Goose

Geese are terrible. Geese are mean, loud, smelly, and aggressive; like a bluejay made out of raccoon. It’s no wonder we eat them, because I have no doubt that the first person to come face to face with Geese had to kill them, because Geese are bastards and it was him or them. Goose is […]

The Terraces of Carema

We have to talk about Alto Piemonte. There is a town perched on the northern edge of Piedmont called Carema. One theory for where the name came from is the latin word Quadraginta, or ‘forty’, as in ‘forty miles to Augusta’, the next town of note to the north on the way through the Alps […]